Eight reasons Hibs should sell Scott Allan to Rangers

1. The player will sign a pre-contract in January and leave HFCC for nothing next year.
2. The player will be unsettled and in turn unhappy with the ongoing pressure from within and without and will not perform to the level the dozens of HFCC fans would expect.
3. Selling the player to Rangers will be worth at least five years of fresh resentment and presents an opportunity to foster the appropriate inferiority complex and inculcate the bitterness drive necessary to inspire Irvine Welsh to write a new book.
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 Pictured: three beefcakes - bring them back together, please.